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[13 Jul 2007|04:18pm]

makesomelove
[ mood | nostalgic ]

RUFUS AND BRANDON HAVE BEEN TOGETHER IN OUR HEARTS FOR 2 YEARS THIS DAY.

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AND TOGETHER IRL FOR LIKE 1 YEAR AND 11 MONTHS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PLZ CONT [11 Jun 2007|01:52pm]

makesomelove
One day Brandon was visiting his homeotown of LAs Vegas. It was bright and sopakrly like his rhinestone denim jacket from Lisa Frank. As Brandin was walking down the street he bumped into someone. When he looked up to aploogize he was shoqed to discover he was looking at his own face!!!

He and himself did that whole routine from that episode of I Love Lucy with Harpo Marx. (Authors note: If you don't know what this is your too young to be readin RuFlOwErS.) It was amazing!!! Could he really be looking into a mirror?

Just then Brandine's reflection spoke words of his own!!

"BRANDON FLOWERS! Are you a Vegas Prostitute now? Did you know that........." he lowered his voice consprialrtoirly. ".......Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off ?"

"I'M NOT A GIRL OR A QUEEN!!!" Brandine cried as he slapped Brendine Urie across the face.

Just then Rufus strolled out of a casino night club. He had recently taken over Celine Dion's show and was still wearing a beautiful seuqiend dress.

"What's going on here??????" He inqiuried.
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BRANDINE RE-AX [23 May 2007|12:14pm]

makesomelove
RUFUS: There was a spark between you? “Um, I don’t know. We only met that one time, and we were gonna possibly sing a song together later on, but that has never happened. Brandon is one of the great beauties of showbusiness right now. And he kind of represents a kind of brash American…mysteriousness which is sort of extinct at the moment. I do relate him to a sort of Brando character – somewhat conservative but yet volatile and also extremely handsome*. But also highly sensitive. So…” he concludes brightly, “it’s just a good old gay fantasy.”

BRANDINE: Flowers also reacted to the news that openly gay singer Rufus Wainwright had sung that he "tasted of potato chips in the morning" in a song from his new album Release The Stars.
"That is a fantasy," laughed Flowers. "I am honoured I guess. My wife would know more about that than Rufus."
http://news.q4music.com/2007/05/exclusive_the_truth_about_the.html


THEY ARE IN CAHOOTS! CAHOOTS!!!!!!!! Brandine was like "OK RUFY BE SURE TO TELL EVERYONE DAT YOU JERK OFF TO ME BUT NOTHING MORE, AND I WILL SAY THE SAME SO THAT NOBODY REALIZES I AM A Homosexual." And Rufus was like "WHATEVER I THINK IT'S TOO LATE FOR DAT GRLFRND!!"

Additionally, notice that Brandine said that his wife would know MORE about that than Rufus, implying that Rufus knows SOMETHING about it. AM I RIGHT????

MORE ADDITIONALS: ONLY HOMOS WHO ARE TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING USE THEIR WIFE AS A DEFLECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLEARLY THEY HAD A HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR WHICH IS ONGOING BUT BRANDON ISN'T BRAVE ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT!
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NOT YOU, BABY [19 Apr 2007|06:56pm]

makesomelove
TULSA TULSA TULSA

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

OUR LIVES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
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THEIR LOVE IS PURE AND TRUE [11 Apr 2007|09:04pm]

makesomelove
[ mood | giddy ]

FROM THE RUFUS BOARDS: RUFUS IS ON THE COVER OF WORD MAGAZINE. http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/

“Rufus has quite grandiose visions,” says [Neil] Tennant dryly. “I realised he thought of himself as a composer when we were doing Tulsa and [courtly piano and strings ballad] Nobody’s off the hook. He said he wished he could just give them to publisher and have someone record them – a bit like I imagine Schubert would have done.”

This is Rufus Wainwright: never knowlingly underwhelming. So we have songs brimming with baroque instrumentation and lyrical filigree. Two sumptuous songs, Do I disappoint you? (marvel at the crack-boom of timpani!) and Leaving for Paris no 2. (a piano ballad that couldn’t be more French, evoking as it does both Erik Satie and Air), are taken from a Wainwright musical that has yet to be fully realised. Tulsa recounts a night in the Oklahoma city when Wainwright partied with The Killers an fell hard for Brandon Flowers.

“We hung out one night at this bar in Tulsa and we were utterly …” He stops, propriety making a rare appearance in his oratory. “We just had a few drinks and were mobbed by some crazy fans. And uh, I didn’t – we didn’t sleep together, but I, you know, well, no comment! And then after that experience was over that song just popped into my mind.”

There was a spark between you? “Um, I don’t know. We only met that one time, and we were gonna possibly sing a song together later on, but that has never happened. Brandon is one of the great beauties of showbusiness right now. And he kind of represents a kind of brash American…mysteriousness which is sort of extinct at the moment. I do relate him to a sort of Brando character – somewhat conservative but yet volatile and also extremely handsome*. But also highly sensitive. So…” he concludes brightly, “it’s just a good old gay fantasy.”


YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. *ALSO ALSO, FROM THE VERY FIRST RUFLOWERS:

Brandon made a face - handsome, not cute, not hot, not sexy, handsome - and shook his head.

"You bigshot, piano playing, hair-growing, not-shaving ballad-singing asshats are all the same," he joked.

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[10 Mar 2007|09:57pm]

parabolabear
rufuz sweater and lulz spam~*~*



that sounded like barfingCollapse )


PHOTOSHOP PLZ
BJORK GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BRANDINE IS A SERIAL MURDERER [10 Mar 2007|12:48pm]

makesomelove
FROM ROLLING STONE MARCH 22:

Like Bowie and Iggy before him, Rufus Wainwright decamped to Berlin to record his most bare-bones, introspective, confessional record. But a funny thing happened. "I just started wearing lederhosen all the time, visiting rococo palaces, getting into German Romanticism and fascism, and eating a lot of sausages," says Rufus. "All of a sudden I turned into this wild composer - I was possessed by a classical beast." While songs like I'm Not Ready to Love live up to Roof's original MO, Release the Star's opener, Do I Disappoint You, could have blared from the helicopter in Apocalypse Now. Tulsa was written about a night out with Killer Brandon Flowers ("We didn't do anything illegal," Rufus reports, "or legal"), and on Going to a Town, Rufus is as beautifully blunt as ever on the refrain: "I'm so tired of you, America." Though we couldn't agree with him more, we're still happy to be home."

QUESTION: IS ANAL SEX LEGAL IN OKLAHOMA?

ALSO I'M POSTING THIS FOR POSTERITY: THE ~STORY~Collapse )

EDIT: LOL http://www.timeout.com/london/music/events/348100/rufus_wainwright.html

He also feels that the album is ‘less personal in terms of my own struggles. Certainly there’s some really revealing stuff but a lot of the songs are about other people, friends of mine’. ‘Tulsa’, about Killers frontman Brandon Flowers sounds particularly intriguing. ‘I don’t know him that well,’ Wainwright admits, ‘but I wrote this song about him which is kind of hilarious – it says he tastes like potato chips in the morning.’ WHATEVER RUFY U LUV HIM

GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER MADE
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[12 Jan 2007|12:37am]

makesomelove
[ mood | RETARDED ]

MORE TALK AT THE RUFUS BOARDS. THERE WAS SOME KIND OF LIVE STREAM INTERVIEW AND RUFUS DISCUSSED THE SONG 'TULSA'!!!

- And what exactly was he talking about regarding the night with the lead singer of the Killers???

- The first line of the song Tulsa is either 'You taste of potato chips IN the morning' or 'You taste of potato chips AND the morning'. Rufus played it at the National Arts Club gig and said it was about Brandon Flowers. I suppose we'll see when the new album comes out That's if the lyrics are on the liner....


DOWNLOAD THE INTERVIEW HERE (I FOUND IT IN THAT THREAD SOMEWHERE + REUPLOADED IT). RUFUS MENTIONS BRANDON FLOWERS AT 12:23!!!

"There's also a song, um, about, um, the lead singer of the, um, Th-The Killers -- that band -- who I spent one night hanging out with in, uh, Tulsa. Um... I'll say no more, and uh... just buy the record."

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

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[04 Jan 2007|06:13pm]

makesomelove
[ mood | LAKS;DK ]

FROM HERE AND HERE AT THE RUFUS MSG BOARDS:

- After Rufus' Tulsa show last year, Rufus and Brandon met in a bar (the Killers were performing in Tulsa at the same time) There are pictures of the two of them together, but sadly they've since been deleted. But somebody must have saved them. *looks around* But the original page is here.

- The two encores were Tulsa and Nobody's off the Hook. He didn't know Tulsa very well, so he had to start over three times (I'll take it from here, I'll take it from the top, This is my worst nightmare). We all know now that the singer of the Killers tastes of Potato Crisps in the morning, because he sang that first line three times.

- "The singer of the Killers tastes of Potato Crisps in the morning"?

- One of Rufus' new songs is called "Tulsa" and it's about Brandon Flowers. And those ^^ are the lyrics.

- I loved Tulsa too, and was surprised at how nervous Rufus was - warning us beforehand, "Okay, here's where it all falls apart." But I adored hearing him work through it. Every stop and start. There is so much going on musically on the piano, it really took my breath away. And then you add the vocals on top of it (PLUS the strings he's added in the studio), it's amazing. His anxiousness gave the song such a heightened intensity. I thought it was brave and wonderful he let us take the leap with him in that song that night - knowing how nervous he was.


I GUESS THE REAL LYRIC IS POTATO CHIPS BUT IT WAS SOMEONE FROM THE UK SO THEY SAID CRISPS. ARE YOU SEEING THIS DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IDC OMG SONG PLEASE

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BRANDINE BOND AND HIS RUSSIAN BOND GIRL RUFUSKA [14 Dec 2006|03:42pm]

makesomelove
[ mood | artistic ]

A MANIP FROM A MANIP I STOLE FROM OUR FRIENDS AT caps_thekillers.................

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[02 Dec 2006|06:10pm]

makesomelove
[ mood | confused ]

One stormy night Brandon was lying next to his Rufus dreaming of sugar plums and hot cops dancing just for him. In the middle of the dream he had a pramonition. YOU CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYY BRANDOOOOOOOON whispered the earth to his ears.

"WHAT WAS THAT??? I WAS TOO BUSY LOOKING AT THAT GREAT BIG SLED OVER THERE," screamed Brandon to the earth.

"I SAID YOU CAN FLY YOU ALABASTER RETARD," screamed the earth.

"Omg," said Brandin has he clutched his hands to his breast and began floating into da air. Then he woke up and cried, for he was not really flying.

"What is the matter, my pretty ladhy?" Axed Rufuz, for his love's tears had awoekened him from a deep slumber, wherein he was dfreaming about reading minds.

"Oh nothing," Brandine said with a SIIIIIIIIIIIIYGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T FLY :( Brandin thught.

"YOU CAN'T FLY?!?" Rufus cried!!!

"CAN YOU READ MY MIND??????????" Brandon sang!

"WHAT'S GOING ON???"

tbc..............................

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[17 Nov 2006|08:15pm]

makesomelove
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ILL PULL DOWN YOUR UNDERWEAR [01 Nov 2006|12:32am]

hongkongaton
[ mood | curious ]

ONce upon a time that was olde in the southe, there lived a boi anmed Brandy Sue. He loved Halloween.

"MOTHER DEAREST I AM GOING TO BE A GALLOON OF CLOROX BLEACH THIS YEAR!!!!!!" Brandine shouted to his dearest 93 year old mother. He then forced her to make him a costume out of used bottles of the bleach and then he took a bath in the liquid before he put on the costume on All Hallow's Eve.

While he was out trick-or-treating with his buddies who were dressed as a Latino, a tree and a Greek transexual from the 1400's, he saw one of the most beautiful things he had ever seen.

It was a boy, with the most beautiful and hairyest body he had ever. The boy was dressed as a pickle. Brandine couldn't believe his nostrils. He had never smelt anyone so beautiful! This boy was in love.

He walked over to the hairy pickle.

"Hay thar, boi." Bradine said with a ;D and a :*

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[08 Oct 2006|10:17pm]

makesomelove
[ mood | sad ]

Surprise for Rufus
7/17/2006 12:27:07 PM - by mct mgmnt

Here's chance to be in on a surprise birthday celebration for Rufus. If you're planning to attend the concert in Benicassim, Spain this Saturday (July 22), you might already know this is the date of Rufus' birthday. Please bring sparklers or cigarette lighters with you to the concert. When Rufus' sister Lucy comes out to sing with him for the first time, early in the set, she will ask you to join her in a rendition of "Happy Birthday." At this time, light the sparklers or lighters and sing along. Rufus has no idea so don't tell him but please tell everyone you know who will be there to come prepared.


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[08 Oct 2006|09:41pm]

makesomelove
Everything was all set. Brandon had everything ready for tonight's Rufus Rufus Rufus concert: his Hello Kitty bic lighter, 50 sparklers, some illegal Mexican fireworks, and his hEaRt.

"Brandine hurry up we're gonna be late!!!!!" Rufz yelled from the bottom of the stairs. Thast metrohomosexial always took 9 hours to gey ready!

"Coming darls!!!!!!" Brandin replied. He fasted his clip on earrings and ran to the stairs. He slid down the banister magically in less than 5 seconds, grabbed his parasol, and took Rufuz' arm. They left their Spanish flat and started walking to the midnight show.

On their way to da concert, hoever, the encountered a UNIBROWED SPANISH VILLAIN!!!!!!!!

IT WAS JUANES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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never ever 4get ever [28 Sep 2006|10:05pm]

hongkongaton
[ mood | weird ]


Remember, remember the 29th of August*






*It'd be easier to remember if August rhymed.
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[26 Sep 2006|10:25pm]

makesomelove
[ mood | horny ]

One nite Brandine was at the place where the white boys dance. He was gruinding his groin into whoever had a penis!!

Just then a black man strolled in. It was RUFUS WAINWRIGHT!@!! He wasn't really black he was Canadian.

Brandone's pores started immediately tingling with glittery arousalment. He popped and locked his way through a thong of white boys huggin each other in silence to get to Rufuz, who was wearing a velvet shirt and pleather pants with spiky heel shoes.

"Hey sailor what's your name?" Brandon started giving Rufus a lapdance even though Rufus was standing, so Brandin's was straddling him basically.

"Rufus Wrainwroight whats yours?????" Rufuz shot back smuggily.

"..Brandine," Brandine replied as he stretcfhed his tongue out all the way to lick his own moustache saucily.

"My what a sexual dancer you are," Rufus complimented.

"Ya I know, wanna bUmP n GrInD????????"

Rufus hesitated..............................................

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Why The Killers Are So Hairy Now, plzzz continue [01 Sep 2006|09:38pm]

makesomelove
[ mood | hungry ]

One day gay lovers Rufus and Brandine were browsing the itnernt and googling themselvs.

"O Rufuz," Brandin laminated, "your so popular on the Web. What's the secret to your success??"

"That's E-Z Brandy!" Rufus replied. "The reason I am soooooo popular is because of........." He left a dramatic space.

"WHAT IS IT WAT IS IT!!" Brandone creid, tugging at Rufuss' sleeve.

"............My mane of chest hair."

"Your chest is so sexxxy Rufuz," Brandon said as hew ran his hands over Rufuz' bod. "But I can't grow hair on my chest. :( How can I ever be as poplare as you???"

Rufusse was destracted for a moment by the way Brandine's hands felt on his gay bod, but replied wisely, "Grow hair someplace else duh."

"You'r such a genius Rufy!! Let's make love!"

"OH BRANDINE!!!!!!!"

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republican mormons everywhere rejoice~*~ [02 Aug 2006|07:56pm]

makesomelove
For Savvy, who's in a funq.


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"What is that thing?" Rufus asked in his most offended tone.

"What?" Brandone replied, confused.

"That!" Said Rufus, indicating Brandon's fashionable new moustache with a disgusted wag of his finger.

"Oh, this?" Brandon said, stroking his whiskers enticingly. "You like?"

"It's hideous!" Rufus sassed.

"Yeah well your hairy situation isn't any better," Brandon rebutted as he tugged lightly at Rufus' chest hair.

"You bitch!" Rufus cried. He leapt out of bed and ran into the bathroom. Brandon could hear him rooting around in the cabinets.

"Aha!" Rufus emerged with something long-unused in his hand: an electric razor.

"Noooooooooo," Brandon screamed as Rufus lunged at him with the moustachio killer. They wrestled for control of the razor, which had been switched on.

In the end, Brandon ended up with no moustache and one eyebrow, while Rufus had a smiley face sheared into his chest hair.

And den dey had hot siexx.
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[13 Jul 2006|07:26pm]

makesomelove
[ mood | excited ]

Since the new Killers song is obviously about Brandine wanting to have gay sex with and marry Rufus, here is my tribute to their forbidden Mormon love:



~*~he doesn't look a thing like JeSuS~*~

P.S. FOR ALL DA JEWS IN DA HOUSE THAT'S MARY MAGDALENE JESUS' SECRET LUV
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